I have established this journal for the purposes of gentlemanly discourse and of recording various miscellaneous oddities that I encounter in my voyages across the plains of this planet. If one should find themselves infuriated at any of the many log entries that are present, I have but a singular declaration I shall issue to you:
Proceed Towards Me Bro.
Brothalameux Van Brolanadian III
Post Scriptum: Miss Alexandia of England, if you reading this, your mother is a less than savory character with a propensity to grant men of a lower caste a momentary glance at her ankles! I apologize for the indignities of such language but you know it to be true.